Shellless turtle

10 months later

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? yes

2. You talked to an ex today, correct? no

3. Have you taken someones virginity? yes

4. Is trust a big issue for you? depends on the person

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? last night

6. What are you excited for? summer

7. What happened tonight? has not happened yet

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? not my girl :)

9. Is confidence cute? to an extent

10. What is the last beverage you had? milk

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? 1

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? sort of, but i didn’t buy them

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? probably go on a date 

14. What are you going to spend money on next? gas

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? yes

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? no

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? Blazing Chalupa and Honcho and Ellen

18. The last time you felt broken? november

19. Have you had sex today? no

20. Are you starting to realize anything? no, figured it out a while ago

21. Are you in a good mood? yes

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? no

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? yes

24. What do you want right this second? Ellen to not be sick

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? stop it

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? yes

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? no

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? fat black women on Jerry Springer

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? yes

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? yes

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? no he’s not mad anymore

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? i would assume so

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? no

34. Listening to? Jerry’s Final Thought

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? not ever

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? home

37. Do you believe in love at first sight? still no

38. Who did you last call? voicemail

39. Who was the last person you danced with? I don’t remember

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? I love her very much

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? Christmas?

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? no

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? I do embarrassing things in front of her but it’s not embarrassing anymore.

44. Do you tan in the nude? i mow in my boxers still

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? no I love her

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? until she fell asleep

47. Who was the last person to call you? Hunter

48. Do you sing in the shower? no

49. Do you dance in the car? yes

50. Ever used a bow and arrow? every fall #2009diamond black ice

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? May 2011

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? I don’t know

53. Is Christmas stressful? Very

54. Ever eat a pierogi? Don’t think so

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? apple

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? architect

57. Do you believe in ghosts? I’ve seen some weird stuff

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? yeah..weird shit

59. Take a vitamin daily? no

60. Wear slippers? no

61. Wear a bath robe? no

62. What do you wear to bed? boxers and a shirt

63. First concert? cant remember

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? walmart

65. Nike or Adidas? vans

66. Cheetos Or Fritos? cheetos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? sunflower seeds

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? the one about that guy she dated

69. Ever take dance lessons? not legitimate dance lessons

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Electrical Engineer

71. Can you curl your tongue? no

72. Ever won a spelling bee? no

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? yes

74. What is your favorite book? The Hobbit

75. Do you study better with or without music? without

76. Regularly burn incense? no

77. Ever been in love? right now

78. Who would you like to see in concert? Kid Cudi

79. What was the last concert you saw? dont remember

80. Hot tea or cold tea? cold

81. Tea or coffee? Tea

82. Favorite type of cookie? double chocolate chip

83. Can you swim well? yes

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? yes

85. Are you patient? sometimes

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? band

87. Ever won a contest? yes

88. Ever have plastic surgery? no

89. Which are better black or green olives? neither

90. Opinions on sex before marriage? if you love the person

91. Best room for a fireplace? living room

92. Do you want to get married? yes soon



aha who doesnt do this?

Oh no…this is usually when every bike cop in town happens to be on my street…



aha who doesnt do this?

Oh no…this is usually when every bike cop in town happens to be on my street…

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