Shellless turtle
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? yes
2. You talked to an ex today, correct? no
3. Have you taken someones virginity? yes
4. Is trust a big issue for you? depends on the person
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? last night
6. What are you excited for? summer
7. What happened tonight? has not happened yet
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? not my girl :)
9. Is confidence cute? to an extent
10. What is the last beverage you had? milk
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? 1
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? sort of, but i didn’t buy them
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? probably go on a date
14. What are you going to spend money on next? gas
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? yes
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? no
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? Blazing Chalupa and Honcho and Ellen
18. The last time you felt broken? november
19. Have you had sex today? no
20. Are you starting to realize anything? no, figured it out a while ago
21. Are you in a good mood? yes
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? no
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? yes
24. What do you want right this second? Ellen to not be sick
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? stop it
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? yes
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? no
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? fat black women on Jerry Springer
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? yes
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? yes
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? no he’s not mad anymore
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? i would assume so
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? no
34. Listening to? Jerry’s Final Thought
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? not ever
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? home
37. Do you believe in love at first sight? still no
38. Who did you last call? voicemail
39. Who was the last person you danced with? I don’t remember
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? I love her very much
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? Christmas?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? no
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? I do embarrassing things in front of her but it’s not embarrassing anymore.
44. Do you tan in the nude? i mow in my boxers still
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? no I love her
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? until she fell asleep
47. Who was the last person to call you? Hunter
48. Do you sing in the shower? no
49. Do you dance in the car? yes
50. Ever used a bow and arrow? every fall #2009diamond black ice
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? May 2011
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? I don’t know
53. Is Christmas stressful? Very
54. Ever eat a pierogi? Don’t think so
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? apple
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? architect
57. Do you believe in ghosts? I’ve seen some weird stuff
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? yeah..weird shit
59. Take a vitamin daily? no
60. Wear slippers? no
61. Wear a bath robe? no
62. What do you wear to bed? boxers and a shirt
63. First concert? cant remember
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? walmart
65. Nike or Adidas? vans
66. Cheetos Or Fritos? cheetos
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? sunflower seeds
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? the one about that guy she dated
69. Ever take dance lessons? not legitimate dance lessons
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Electrical Engineer
71. Can you curl your tongue? no
72. Ever won a spelling bee? no
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? yes
74. What is your favorite book? The Hobbit
75. Do you study better with or without music? without
76. Regularly burn incense? no
77. Ever been in love? right now
78. Who would you like to see in concert? Kid Cudi
79. What was the last concert you saw? dont remember
80. Hot tea or cold tea? cold
81. Tea or coffee? Tea
82. Favorite type of cookie? double chocolate chip
83. Can you swim well? yes
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? yes
85. Are you patient? sometimes
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? band
87. Ever won a contest? yes
88. Ever have plastic surgery? no
89. Which are better black or green olives? neither
90. Opinions on sex before marriage? if you love the person
91. Best room for a fireplace? living room
92. Do you want to get married? yes soon
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